Ever dedicated to addressing the issues of greatest significance to Kansans, the Senate has passed a bill removing switchblades from the state's list of banned weapons. Jayhawkers have long been disadvantaged by the inability to legally own bladed cutting tools that can be opened with a single free hand It is truly touching to know that our state legislators have persevered in this important work, despite the hardship of not being able to differentiate deadly blades from women's shoe heels.
"He said committee members also had a hard time defining what a stiletto is because the company that manufactured knives under that name has long since gone out of business and the word stiletto is also used to describe a type of heel on women’s shoes."
When it comes to debating firearms legislation issues, the variety of possible meanings of "gun" must certainly represent an insurmountable obstacle for the definition-challenged solons of the Sunflower State.
Shinola is an obsolete brand, too. Let's hope that future Kansas legislative agenda do not entail adducing the distinction between it and certain animal husbandry by-products.
Bill legalizing switchblades passes Senate